What? Terrible Two?
How can they say that about You?
Why, you’re just sowing your
Wild toddler oats.
You’re a sticky fingered explorer
Among Mommy’s closets and coats
You “borrowed” Daddy’s iPhone
re-engineered it with a few slams and jerks,
Not your fault that it no longer works.
You discovered the word NO!
Not a thing wrong with with that!
Accept it drives your mother crazy
And causes your father to throw in his hat.
All in all this will be a pretty good year
My Ellie Dear!
And the Enthralling Threes are just as good.
Or so I hear.
Happy Birthday Ellie,
Great Aunt Cate